Ramblings, twice translated.

After translating my ramblings to Spanish, I have now re translated them for your amusement. enjoy.

I, towns Internet. Did you ever think "hmm want to read someones incoherent ramblings today."? If so, consult a doctor. If not, suffer for this! After writing so many depressing things for my class, I have to write some fluff. SPEAKING OF LINT, what mummified lizards? So fluffy. So delicious. Truly the greatest dishes today. Snails? Cow tongue? NO WAY! Give me a lizard stuck inside an empty for a decade ANY DAY. Except Tuesday. NEVER AGAIN. Moving on, I had spring break about a while ago, and I have some things that is both topical and outdated to say about it! Spring really is the most schizophrenic station then all. One day, too hot, too cold others. It becomes a good reason to go to Antarctica. They even have the spring. I believe. DO NOT DONE Check Me. Therefore, if you have come across this, I have one thing to say. ONLY HAVE BRAINS to rule Lylat. The end. OR IS IT?

Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUN!
Naw, it's the end. Go home now. If you are at home, go outside. It's a joke. You melt. Unless you're an ice cream, in which case it will not melt. Ice cream president. Domo. I like babies. Sega Saturn is better. Vote chibi theft to smash bros. The dress is really green / pink. Everything you see is actually a virtual world created by my little toe. The liquid to clean the screen of my desktop looks like a Smurf liquefied. What I'm saying even more. Stop reading this. Nintendo forthcoming review of electronic readers. Seriously though, stop reading this. Hey you Pikachu's best game of all time, the second is the canal pokemon. I've never played Donkey Kong Country. Everybody dies. Except me, you know why? (Insert quote Albuquerque). Blur album soon. Buy it. Subliminal message. The end. Except not. But maybe. Who knows. Right now stalling. The task is evil. Sea turtles.