TIME TO RAMBLE!

Yo, peoples of the internet. Did you ever think "hmm I want to read someones incoherent ramblings today."? If so, then see a doctor. If not, suffer through this! After writing so much depressing stuff for my class, I NEED to write some fluff. SPEAKING OF FLUFF, how about mummified lizards? So fluffy. So delicious. Truly the greatest dish of our day. Snails? Cow tongue? NO WAY! Give me a lizard who has been stuck inside a vacuum for a decade ANY DAY. Except Tuesdays. NEVER AGAIN. Moving on, I had spring break approximately a while ago, and I gots some stuff that is both topical and outdated to say about it! Spring really is the most schizophrenic season of then all. One day it's too hot, others it's too cold. It makes for a good reason to move to Antarctica. They don't even have spring. I think. DONT FACT CHECK ME. So, if you've gotten thru all this, I have one thing to say. ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT. The end. OR IS IT?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Naw, it's the end. Go home already. If you are home, go outside. Just kidding. You'd melt. Unless you're ice cream, in which case you won't melt. Ice cream for president. Domo. I like babies. Sega saturn is best. Vote chibi robo for smash bros. The dress is actually green/pink. Everything you see is actually a virtual world created by my pinkie toe. The screen cleaning fluid on my desk looks like a smurf smoothie. What am I even saying anymore. Stop reading this. Nintendo e-reader review coming soon. Seriously tho, stop reading this. Hey you pikachu is greatest game of all time, second is pokemon channel. I never played donkey kong country. Everybody dies. EXCEPT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY? (Insert Albuquerque quote). Blur album coming soon. Buy it. Subliminal message. The end. Except not. But maybe. Who knows. Just stalling now. Homework is evil. Sea turtles.