This story is called "The Best 15 Minutes". Make of that what you will.
“You know, I realize now why I rarely spend any time with your kind. You are all immensely boring.”
“Yes, that is exactly how you build communication. Insult everyone. You are a true genius.”
“See, you say that to be humorous, but it really all means nothing. Much like your existence.”
“Look, we can banter all day, but my opinion stays the same; I don’t like that fancy french place. The food tastes weird.”
“Ignorant bluster. That fanciful feast-”
“That’s a brand of cat food. Cat food tastes better than that crap.”
