A very Blur edition of MUZAK

Muzak is still totally cancelled, but for today only, I'M BRINGING IT BACK! In honor of Blur's new album, The Magic Whip being the first new album they've made in over a decade.

It's Out!

BLUR: MAGIC WHIP. YESYESYESYESYESYEYYES GO BUY IT NOW GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOO!

Haiku #2

Dragons overhead
Desperation swells within
Heat and agony.

HAIKU # 1

Lines of white fences

Their black veins bleed on the ground.

I think I feel safe

UPDATES 4/11

Blog was dead for a little bit, but is alive and well now! Here are some things to be aware of:
-Format might change a little bit- might update some polls, links etc.
-Nintendo E-reader review coming up!
-An opinion piece on the new 3DS maybe?
-Some game recommendations- might add to bottom or side of page. - DONE
-HAIKUS! One a week. No promises for how long. Again, might be added to side or bottom of page, keep an eye out. -It's up now
-P.S. I won't do anymore re-translations stuff

That'll be it, if there's anything else you want to see or know, leave a comment or whatever.

Ramblings, twice translated.

After translating my ramblings to Spanish, I have now re translated them for your amusement. enjoy.

TIME TO RAMBLE!

Yo, peoples of the internet. Did you ever think "hmm I want to read someones incoherent ramblings today."? If so, then see a doctor. If not, suffer through this! After writing so much depressing stuff for my class, I NEED to write some fluff. SPEAKING OF FLUFF, how about mummified lizards? So fluffy. So delicious. Truly the greatest dish of our day. Snails? Cow tongue? NO WAY! Give me a lizard who has been stuck inside a vacuum for a decade ANY DAY. Except Tuesdays. NEVER AGAIN. Moving on, I had spring break approximately a while ago, and I gots some stuff that is both topical and outdated to say about it! Spring really is the most schizophrenic season of then all. One day it's too hot, others it's too cold. It makes for a good reason to move to Antarctica. They don't even have spring. I think. DONT FACT CHECK ME. So, if you've gotten thru all this, I have one thing to say. ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT. The end. OR IS IT?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Naw, it's the end. Go home already. If you are home, go outside. Just kidding. You'd melt. Unless you're ice cream, in which case you won't melt. Ice cream for president. Domo. I like babies. Sega saturn is best. Vote chibi robo for smash bros. The dress is actually green/pink. Everything you see is actually a virtual world created by my pinkie toe. The screen cleaning fluid on my desk looks like a smurf smoothie. What am I even saying anymore. Stop reading this. Nintendo e-reader review coming soon. Seriously tho, stop reading this. Hey you pikachu is greatest game of all time, second is pokemon channel. I never played donkey kong country. Everybody dies. EXCEPT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY? (Insert Albuquerque quote). Blur album coming soon. Buy it. Subliminal message. The end. Except not. But maybe. Who knows. Just stalling now. Homework is evil. Sea turtles.