Plans for July 2015

I'm listening( or I was until technical issues) to Odelay and man if schizophrenia was an album- But more importantly I have some announcements for july! The 13th, and possibly last episode of tangent is done and will be posted soon. I wasn't actually planning to end it there (the title was intended as a joke) but then I got bored of writing it. I could revive it for another season but... Nah. I've gone back to work Bargainworld DX, and I'm almost tempted to scratch that too and start over, but probably won't. As for any other content, YOU EXPECTED OTHER CONTENT? That game experience article was a one off. That's not happening again, despite positive reception. This blog is meant to be usually random in the funny way, not the intelligent way. See Tangent. But yeah, if there will be other content, it'll be new to me. I'm writing this at midnight, and i'm getting cheetos EVERYWHERE.

Width Edit!

So, I adjusted the width of the entire blog, which you might note has not been changed since the beginning. I personally think it is an improvement, BUT, if anyone has any objection, voice them here. Also, if you want the blog to be WIDER, also leave feedback. I won't be doing a poll like usual, because nobody sees the ones at the bottom of the page anyway. Plus, some people might be confused by the change. It is a pretty slight change- I didn't go CRAZY with it or anything. Oh, I am also considering changing the width of the sidebar, but that's way less important. I guess if you want you can voice any changes you would like to see here. I think the consensus last time was that the the color change was a good thing, but who knows? Opinions change, and I have a backup of the old color scheme just in case. Oh and as for future content, probably expect more Tangent, but that will NOT be the only thing I post (I mean, what would be random about that?). I don't have any real plans however... I'll come up with something.

Tangent Episodes 7-12

I guess we're just doing this in 6 episode chunks. Wonder how long that will last. Oh yeah, I got lazy about the name. Oh, and there will be no more episodes like 12. Don't worry. Well, I mean... you CAN worry... I'm not your boss.

Episode 7- Gambling with Narwhals

Ralph:”Hey, so-”

Dante:”MY HOTNESS IS FADING!”

Ralph:”What, I thought this episode was gonna be Ralph-based…”

Dante:”Ew, why would we do an episode about vomit?”

Ralph:”Yeah sure. Anyway, how do even gauge hotness?”

Dante:”You wouldn't know your hotness level is negligible.”

Ralph:”That’s…. why I asked. You… aren’t very good at listening.”

Dante:”I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my HOTNESS!”

Ralph:”New rule, you never say the word hotness after this episode.”

Dante:”TAKEN!”

Ralph:”Sweet, so how do you up your heat level?”

Dante:”Hotness… isn’t heat related. There is no hope for you, Is there?”

Ralph:”Whatever, what do we do?

Dante:”That’s like asking ‘what is love?’- in that it’s only good when singing a 90’s techno song. Asking any other time only makes you look weird. We need to shave a cat.”

Ralph:”But I hate cats. That was literally my first character building statement.”

Dante:”Exactly, that’s why you aren’t hot.”

Ralph:”Fine.”

Dante:”SWEET! I’m done.”

Ralph:”WHAT?”

Dante:”We have no narration remember? I can do ANYTHING!”

Ralph:”SO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS EPISODE!?”

Dante:”To remind everyone that you aren’t even hot enough to bet the water temple.”

Ralph:”WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?”

Dante:”Stop using multiple punctuations. I prefer zero-”

Ralph:”No. Not that reference. Not now. Not ever.”

Dante:”Aww.”

Ralph:”We ended the last episode with a Dante aww. Not again.”

Dante:”Aww.”

Ralph:”STOP IT!”

END OF EPISODE 7- THESE TITLES ARE POINTLESS, LIKE MY EXISTENCE.

Two Dudes, Infinite Tangents Episodes 1-6

That title is still being worked out.

Episode 1- The Reckoning.

“Yo, I just got the BEST idea about what we should we be doing at 3 a.m.”

“Sleeping? Please?”

“Ha! N00b. We making a webcomic.”

“You missed something.”

“What?”

“A BRAIN! We are in a story- meaning, you know, we are made of TEXT?”

“See, this is why you hate cats. You have no imagination.”

“No, I hate cats because they are DEMONIC FELINES FROM HELL!”

“And they scratched you. One time.”

“Shut it”

“What it? I thought you said we were TEXT?”

“Use your… white-out or something.”

OOOOOOLD! This being who you are led to believe is someone other than me is OLD!”

“I am someone other than you. My name is Ralph.”

“And I am Dante, because I am HOT as an inferno.”

“You never even read that book. Also he goes to hell. So I guess it IS fitting…”

“Aren’t we supposed to get one of those _ said things after our dialog bubbles?”

Stop use visual terms for our texty bodies. Also, eh, leave it for the editor.

“You didn’t even quotation marks that time.”

“Leave it for the editor.”

“You’re the editor.”

“Oh.”

“Man you’ve been really quiet for the last five hours-justbelieveitwehavenoarrationanyway.”

“Leave it for the editor.”

“Yup. amneia.”

“You misspelled that word”

“You misspelled misspelled.”

“But… you spelled it exactly the same?”

“Google docs auto correct is trippy.”

“Use windows then.”

“And bow to the MAN? NEVER”

“Why not linux?”

“I would probably still use google docs. actually you can use it on windows too. What are you even?”

“Your mom.”

“Cook me dinner then.”

‘OK.”

“Wow that was amazing bacon you cooked up.”

“No, i cooked you toast.”

“Oh.”

“So do all surprises freeze time for 5 hours or-”

“Nah, I was just messing with you.”

“Oh.”

“We ever gonna get a narrator?”

“Narrator’s suck. And by suck I mean they suck the money from my non-existent wallet.”

“If you had a narrator you could have a wallet.”

“If you had a mom you could have a cheeseburger.”

“Ouch man.”

“Man to your ouch.”

“CAN WE GO TO SLEEP YET?”

END OF EPISODE ONE- TONTO’S REVENGE

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life/ Thoughts and Experiences

Lately, I've been feeling nostalgic for some of the slower games of my childhood. The one that stands above all the others in my mind, without a doubt is Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life. However, discerning what made the game so special to me when I was younger isn't so much about the game but myself and what I was going through when I played it.

Promises, barely kept

I promised an E-reader review. I... am not going actually devote effort to that. The e-reader is weird, and you should only buy it if you meet the following criteria:
-You have a Game Boy Advance
- You have money to burn
- You have extreme patience
- You love to swipe cards thru a scanner
- You like technological failures.
-You like the following:
- Pokemon Card Game
-Animal crossing
- Rudimentary early NES games

The END.

I don't even know

I didn't choose this song because it was good... at all. I chose it for THE RANDOMNESS