Food reviews

Longer title: A not very descriptive description of my opinions on various food items you may or may not find at your local supermarket.

All American Pie- Cherry

 Mmmm... However, after eating 75% of the pie, the sheer amount of sugar made me feel sick.

Cracker Jack (Two words, apparently [there's no hyphen])

 The surprise is that the prize is lame.

Bananas(Why does this need a title?)

 If you don't like bananas, YOU ARE PURE EVIL! (Also, it's not that green in real life)

Sour Punch Bites

 It's like taking a beloved candy... and ruining it.

King's Hawaiian Original Sweet Rolls

 The dissipated mysteriously within the hour.

Hawaiian Sweet Maui Onion Rings

 These taste like a mix of cool ranch Doritos and funyuns. They're ok.

Coca-Cola

 The soda for people who want to only drink premium soda BUT STILL DRINK COKE.

XXTRA Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos (WHAT IS THIS TITLE EVEN)

Twice the heat, half the flavor.

Crackers 'N Cheese Dip (why? why not 'and'? I don't like this planet.)

 I ate way too many of these as a child.

 Wait, is that the exception, as opposed to the rule?

 That word real should have quotation marks around it.

French Toast Crunch

 Why did I think this was going to be good?

 If one positive can be said, the cereal pieces are cute.

Honestly, the texture reminds me of pops (which is the worst cereal) with the taste of watered down waffle crisp (which is the best cereal)

 You know, I get that Cinnamon Toast Crunch had its 20th anniversary, but who is this for? I'm 20, and most of the things listed don't apply to me. The real demographic would be 30 year olds... and why would a 30 year old be looking at the back of a cereal box for a sugary kids cereal? Would their kids be eating some, and they'd be all like "The 90s? I LIVED IN THAT! GIMME THAT BOX!". I really hope so.

Mundet Apple Soda

 This tastes like apple juice, but carbonated. So it is essentially the best thing ever.