Review of a bottle.

Seen here, majestically overlooking a table.

So when I recently went to CSUB for some advising stuffins, I got a free bottle. It seemed to be basically uninteresting, holding really no value, but I kinda like having it. So in order to fully look a gift horse directly in the mouth, here is a review.

I'm somewhat disappointed it wasn't a different color on the inside. Somewhat meaning not at all.

First if the main body of the bottle. It is fairly large, holding (I didn't really care to check) amount of water. One negative is that proudly declares what category my major is, so that I may be targeted whilst walking around by nefarious arts-haters. Also it shamelessly self advertises, but, honestly, that's to be expected for a free bottle 99% of people throw away after a year or two.

It sort of looks like it was microwaved, or maybe just heard something shocking and got goosebumps? The world may never know.

There is an odd texture going on in the portion below the screw part and above the smooth part ( I don't know bottle terminology).

You can also wear the lid as a stylish ring, apparently.

Now, on to the lid. It's a lid. It's blue. It holds in water when closed. Really regretting the decision of reviewing this bottle now, so let's just conclude this already.

In conclusion, I feel we should all take a moment and reflect in ourselves what we should truly call bland. School hasn't even started yet and I'm already writing filler lines... Anyway, it's a bottle, I'm getting desperate for writing ideas, and you should spend your time doing better things. In all I give it a score of:

Water holding ability :10/10

Paint: 10/10, until it eventually erodes into my water and poisons me.

Lid: 10/10, it's a lid.

Fulfillment of the promise of an enjoyable career/life post-college: Currently unfulfilled, NA/10

Ending Statement: It's a free bottle, 10/10 would take again.