A very Blur edition of MUZAK

Muzak is still totally cancelled, but for today only, I'M BRINGING IT BACK! In honor of Blur's new album, The Magic Whip being the first new album they've made in over a decade.

It's Out!

BLUR: MAGIC WHIP. YESYESYESYESYESYEYYES GO BUY IT NOW GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOO!

Haiku #2

Dragons overhead
Desperation swells within
Heat and agony.

HAIKU # 1

Lines of white fences

Their black veins bleed on the ground.

I think I feel safe

UPDATES 4/11

Blog was dead for a little bit, but is alive and well now! Here are some things to be aware of:
-Format might change a little bit- might update some polls, links etc.
-Nintendo E-reader review coming up!
-An opinion piece on the new 3DS maybe?
-Some game recommendations- might add to bottom or side of page. - DONE
-HAIKUS! One a week. No promises for how long. Again, might be added to side or bottom of page, keep an eye out. -It's up now
-P.S. I won't do anymore re-translations stuff

That'll be it, if there's anything else you want to see or know, leave a comment or whatever.

Ramblings, twice translated.

After translating my ramblings to Spanish, I have now re translated them for your amusement. enjoy.

TIME TO RAMBLE!

Yo, peoples of the internet. Did you ever think "hmm I want to read someones incoherent ramblings today."? If so, then see a doctor. If not, suffer through this! After writing so much depressing stuff for my class, I NEED to write some fluff. SPEAKING OF FLUFF, how about mummified lizards? So fluffy. So delicious. Truly the greatest dish of our day. Snails? Cow tongue? NO WAY! Give me a lizard who has been stuck inside a vacuum for a decade ANY DAY. Except Tuesdays. NEVER AGAIN. Moving on, I had spring break approximately a while ago, and I gots some stuff that is both topical and outdated to say about it! Spring really is the most schizophrenic season of then all. One day it's too hot, others it's too cold. It makes for a good reason to move to Antarctica. They don't even have spring. I think. DONT FACT CHECK ME. So, if you've gotten thru all this, I have one thing to say. ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT. The end. OR IS IT?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Naw, it's the end. Go home already. If you are home, go outside. Just kidding. You'd melt. Unless you're ice cream, in which case you won't melt. Ice cream for president. Domo. I like babies. Sega saturn is best. Vote chibi robo for smash bros. The dress is actually green/pink. Everything you see is actually a virtual world created by my pinkie toe. The screen cleaning fluid on my desk looks like a smurf smoothie. What am I even saying anymore. Stop reading this. Nintendo e-reader review coming soon. Seriously tho, stop reading this. Hey you pikachu is greatest game of all time, second is pokemon channel. I never played donkey kong country. Everybody dies. EXCEPT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY? (Insert Albuquerque quote). Blur album coming soon. Buy it. Subliminal message. The end. Except not. But maybe. Who knows. Just stalling now. Homework is evil. Sea turtles.

Top 5 Gorillaz Songas

"Gorillaz band photo" by Source (WP:NFCC#4). Licensed under Fair use via Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gorillaz_band_photo.jpg#mediaviewer/File:Gorillaz_band_photo.jpg

Gorillaz are awesome. Admittedly, I've only listened to the first three albums so far, but when I do listen to the rest, I'll update this list.

5: Rhinestone eyes: Here for that beat alone.
4: Tomorrow Comes Today: MMMM Damon Albarn. It was either this or Kids with guns. Or maybe Feel Good inc, but I felt it's rap verse was lacking compared to Clint Eastwood. And that laugh. Yeesh. If you want to be on my list, you gotta be the the best at something. Or at least really good in everything.
3:19-2000: Get the cool shoeshine. Soulchild remix might be better. Might.
2: Dirty Harry: All I want to do is dance. But really, this is my favorite rap verse (Well, Clint Eastwood...).
1: On melancholy hill: MMMMMMMMM IS SO GOOOOOOD

P.S. Blur is making a new album. It's coming out in April. BUY IT.
P.P.S. Gorillaz is making a new album for 2016. BUY IT TOO.
-Side note: some of the songs in the list got them some profanities. The main 5 don't... to my knowledge.

Card Game story

Side note- This was just a random offshoot, I'm not really sure where I was going with this. Don't ask questions about this one, I don't even know. After blood, this was a good change of pace.

The night was young, and the man across from me stared at me with a sort of burning ambition in his eyes. We had started a card game. I didn’t actually know how to play poker so the man suggested we play a simple game of war. We hadn’t been playing for too long before we realized our decks were at sort of an impasse.

Text dump- I mean, NEW STORY!

As a preface, this story be weird and depressing. That is all.

Daniel Hampton

Blood

GIVE ME IDEAS!

I have run out of article ideas. *cries*. GIVE ME YOURS IN THE COMMENTS. And I probably won't do them, but still, it's the thought that counts. Here's a random picture to get your brain going.

The NEXT greatest video.

Sometimes you get a perfect video, like last time. And then, sometimes you get ANOTHER one. Yeah, this is a stopgap post BUT WHATEVER!

Video created by dathings1, so all rights to him and stuff.

Top 5 blur songs

It had to be done. To most(in america anyway) blur was simply a one hit wonder band, but that's really selling their discography short( and no, song 2 is not on this list).


5-Charmless Man: This song is pure mockery, AND I LOVE IT.
4-Trimm trabb: this IS the saving grace of 13, an album so steeped in emotion it drags immensely. This song is what makes it worth listening.
3-Out of time The stand out track from think tank, this song is just... pretty.
2- The universal: out of all the blur songs, this one is here purely by melody, as the whole setup is not ever fully realized. BUT THAT CHORUS.
1- Blue Jeans: It's been said before, but for what blur IS, this is the perfect blur song.

Go listen to all these songs, and the albums they come from. NOW.

Cool RPGs!

-Wild arms

This game is VERY dated visually, but it's still enjoyable to play. A unique element is the big emphasis on puzzle solving. Random encounters + hard puzzles = frustration...

Game Recommendations

I've left breakfast mess on the front page for a long time :/ Anyway, here is a new article- Game recommendations! This way I can write a bit about games I've played without writing a full review!

Smash Bros (Wii U)
- an obvious recommendation, it's pretty simple to see why I'd recommend it. It's a fun fighting game.

Virtue's Last reward-
-This game. This game is amazing! So many possible paths and great puzzles, it puts nearly everything else out there to shame! However, you'll only get the full experience if you play 999, the first in the planned trilogy first.

Gone Home-
-I honestly can't say why I recommend this without spoiling things, I will just say it's a great example of storytelling in a game.