That title is still being worked out.
Episode 1- The Reckoning.
“Yo, I just got the BEST idea about what we should we be doing at 3 a.m.”
“Sleeping? Please?”
“Ha! N00b. We making a webcomic.”
“You missed something.”
“What?”
“A BRAIN! We are in a story- meaning, you know, we are made of TEXT?”
“See, this is why you hate cats. You have no imagination.”
“No, I hate cats because they are DEMONIC FELINES FROM HELL!”
“And they scratched you. One time.”
“Shut it”
“What it? I thought you said we were TEXT?”
“Use your… white-out or something.”
OOOOOOLD! This being who you are led to believe is someone other than me is OLD!”
“I am someone other than you. My name is Ralph.”
“And I am Dante, because I am HOT as an inferno.”
“You never even read that book. Also he goes to hell. So I guess it IS fitting…”
“Aren’t we supposed to get one of those _ said things after our dialog bubbles?”
Stop use visual terms for our texty bodies. Also, eh, leave it for the editor.
“You didn’t even quotation marks that time.”
“Leave it for the editor.”
“You’re the editor.”
“Oh.”
“Man you’ve been really quiet for the last five hours-justbelieveitwehavenoarrationanyway.”
“Leave it for the editor.”
“Yup. amneia.”
“You misspelled that word”
“You misspelled misspelled.”
“But… you spelled it exactly the same?”
“Google docs auto correct is trippy.”
“Use windows then.”
“And bow to the MAN? NEVER”
“Why not linux?”
“I would probably still use google docs. actually you can use it on windows too. What are you even?”
“Your mom.”
“Cook me dinner then.”
‘OK.”
“Wow that was amazing bacon you cooked up.”
“No, i cooked you toast.”
“Oh.”
“So do all surprises freeze time for 5 hours or-”
“Nah, I was just messing with you.”
“Oh.”
“We ever gonna get a narrator?”
“Narrator’s suck. And by suck I mean they suck the money from my non-existent wallet.”
“If you had a narrator you could have a wallet.”
“If you had a mom you could have a cheeseburger.”
“Ouch man.”
“Man to your ouch.”
“CAN WE GO TO SLEEP YET?”
END OF EPISODE ONE- TONTO’S REVENGE
